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[After the mission Fujiko's decided to pamper herself with shopping. So despite the thunderstorm, she'll be running around in a trench coat and boots, snagging clothes or trinkets, or whatever else she deems worthy. Hope you didn't want that thing she's got her eye on, because she probably won't share. There's a voice post in the middle of all this shark-like shopping frenzy though.]

It really is hard to keep up with fashions around here, hm? What with everyone from different worlds or times, and no way to know how things are back home. Can we all just agree floral prints are out this year and possibly indefinitely? Leave it to the boys and their Hawaiian shirts. Or maybe some of the New Feathers can tell us about a few trends back home?

And is it just me or this some great weather for hang-gliding? [Just you Fujiko, just you.] I'm thinking I'll hit the mountains when I finish shopping here. Anyone care to join me for a flight?

[Seriously, someone talk her out of this. Metal pipes attract electricity and all that and being a human kite in this weather is just insane. Even for Fujiko.]

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A sword that can cut through anything, no matter how tough? [Cuz besides the meteorite part, she basically just described him.]

Yes actually -- how did you know?

[He might not want to mention his sword if he has it in Luceti. She might try to poach it or convince Lupin to... It's been known to happen. Several times. It's how Lupin and Goemon even met.]

[He's a master thief by his own right. He's not worried.]

Lucky guess. I take it you're a thief as well.

Nope~

And that's rude to suggest you know! Lupin's the thief! I'm more of a... [Woman of mystery~ aka secret/double agent, assassin, investigator, bodyguard, tutor to the royalty, mercenary, it's a lengthy list.] -- mercenary. I do a little of this, a little of that. The usual things a girl with a gun gets up to in a big ruthless world.

Now you just sound like my wife. But you won't find a better thief than her. She walked out of the Galactic Police headquarters with a mountain of gold. A real nice haul. Not as big as mine, but I operate on a larger scale.

[It's like the entire Lupin gang + Fujiko are compressed into the most badass couple of the 23rd century.]

Galactic Police?

What kind of larger scale is that? [So very pinged by all these words.]

You should ask Lupin about the time he stole the registry from Interpol. Completely worthless, but you know how men get with their stupid pride~ [Yup mocking you too, good sir.]

I wouldn't bother with something worthless. My last heist before ending up here was a cargo hold's load of gold bars. Very, very large scale.

Whoa! Nice!

We did that too once! We melted it all down into the shape of a truck but then Lupin lost it off a cliff. [Grr grr. Also yes, from Fujiko's view just about everything is Lupin's fault, even when sometimes it's hers. And don't you love how she fails that whole "not talking about heists" thing? Yup.]