[Voice]

[doubleppk]

[After the mission Fujiko's decided to pamper herself with shopping. So despite the thunderstorm, she'll be running around in a trench coat and boots, snagging clothes or trinkets, or whatever else she deems worthy. Hope you didn't want that thing she's got her eye on, because she probably won't share. There's a voice post in the middle of all this shark-like shopping frenzy though.]

It really is hard to keep up with fashions around here, hm? What with everyone from different worlds or times, and no way to know how things are back home. Can we all just agree floral prints are out this year and possibly indefinitely? Leave it to the boys and their Hawaiian shirts. Or maybe some of the New Feathers can tell us about a few trends back home?

And is it just me or this some great weather for hang-gliding? [Just you Fujiko, just you.] I'm thinking I'll hit the mountains when I finish shopping here. Anyone care to join me for a flight?

[Seriously, someone talk her out of this. Metal pipes attract electricity and all that and being a human kite in this weather is just insane. Even for Fujiko.]

Comments

voice;

[doubleppk]

I'm sure it'll be fine~

voice;

[menial]

How would it be fine? Even if you aren't hit by lightning, you'll be cold and wet.

voice;

[doubleppk]

Lightning's rare! And I'll just wear a catsuit. Not cold, or wet. Besides the hang glider protects against the rain.

voice;

[menial]

Fine. But nevertheless, you wouldn't have to worry about any of those things if you chose sensible weather to go up in.

voice;

[doubleppk]

But then it won't be so windy!

voice;

[menial]

How windy do you need it? A hurricane?

voice;

[doubleppk]

Well not that much. This is a good amount.

voice;

[menial]

Really.

Well, whatever floats your glider, I guess.

voice;

[doubleppk]

Exactly! And good winds are the best for that! The rush, the thrill, the feel of the wind rushing by~

voice;

[menial]

...Which would be very nice if it weren't cold and impossible to see anything, I'm sure.

voice;

[doubleppk]

It's not that cold. It's not even snowing! This is nothing compared to northern Japan.

voice;

[menial]

['I imagine your version of northern Japan is undergoing nuclear winter of some kind, then.']

Sure, but "nothing compared to" doesn't imply that it's nothing at all.

voice;

[doubleppk]

Sure it is. It's like in video games when you level up high enough that the small things aren't a bother anymore.

voice;

[menial]

I hesitate to point it out, but video games aren't real life. Otherwise I suppose you could just put on a ring of lightning resistance anyway.

voice;

[doubleppk]

Do they have those here!?

voice;

[menial]

['...Not the point.']

I don't know.

voice;

[doubleppk]

If they did, it'd be fine. They should offer things like that for the missions or something.

voice;

[menial]

Maybe you should start a business.

voice;

[doubleppk]

I can't make things like that, they don't have them where I'm from. And I'm not a blacksmith.

[And that went WHOOSH over her head.]

voice;

[menial]

Well, in that case, I would suggest becoming an anti-travel agent. You can suggest activities that remind other people how much they want to just stay at home and read.

voice;

[doubleppk]

That would be really boring.

voice;

[menial]

Life isn't all about excitement.

voice;

[doubleppk]

It should be.

voice;

[menial]

It really shouldn't. The direct result of too much excitement is pain and bother.

voice;

[doubleppk]

Do you get that excited often~?

[Yes, she means that in a dirty way. /Le sigh]