Sugar, you've never met a girl like me before. Besides, anyone can see you're clearly a turtle. Turtles aren't scary, they're cute. Like dolphins but more awesome and less assholes. [Dolphins annoy her... just... don't ask why.] And while I haven't met an alien, since this isn't exactly Earth, I'm pretty sure everyone except the natives to Luceti are aliens now.
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Sugar, you've never met a girl like me before. Besides, anyone can see you're clearly a turtle. Turtles aren't scary, they're cute. Like dolphins but more awesome and less assholes. [Dolphins annoy her... just... don't ask why.] And while I haven't met an alien, since this isn't exactly Earth, I'm pretty sure everyone except the natives to Luceti are aliens now.