[Accidental Video Post.]

[doubleppk]

[You see the back of Fujiko, standing there looking out at the ocean. She's sitting on top of the submarine, looking at the ocean and feeding crackers to seagulls.]

Such a mess... Why couldn't this just have been a year ago? I've been here more than a year and he never shows up with good timing. [More bitter tossing crackers and she's looking off at the waves.] I decided to forget you. I guess that isn't really allowed is it? [Dark laugh and she curls up on herself and starts singing.]

What now? [Leans back to look up at the birds.] What now? I hate fate.

[A seagull hops into view eyeballing the laptop and hopping around on it until she calls it over with a soft cooing noise so she can stroke it and the feed cuts out.]

Comments

[thebest-thief.livejournal.com]

Oi, that's not very polite.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[doubleppk]

If I'm so easy then come and get me. Pussycat.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Come and get you? Oh, Fujiko. Darling. Why would I want you? I prefer a challenge.

[doubleppk]

Good thing I like George or I could poke so many holes in that.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you could.

[doubleppk]

You know what I like best Lucci?

When someone doesn't run around.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

How nice for you. Why don't you let me know how that works out?

[doubleppk]

Oh, I'm sure you won't need me to tell you.

Unless the Straw-Hats are making you soft.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Please, Fujiko, stop trying to insult me; it's painful to watch.

[doubleppk]

It wasn't an insult. It was a very round-about compliment.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Actually, perhaps it's simply that everything you say is painful.

[doubleppk]

That's rather weak of you.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

What is? I'm just stating a fact.

[doubleppk]

That everything I say is paiful? Either you have no pain tolerance and are weak or that's just a failure of an insult.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Trust me, Fujiko, there is no way to build up a tolerance to the special kind of hell that is listening to you speak. I've tried.

[doubleppk]

Then why do you keep coming back for more~?

Masochist.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can't stay away from you. You're like a train wreck.

[doubleppk]

A cute train wreck.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

Ha. Depending on one's definition of "cute" I suppose.

[doubleppk]

Small and helpless with big eyes. And bigger boobs.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'm not one for appreciating cute, then.

[doubleppk]

So you only stick around for the train wreck effect? Really?

Your own life has to be more entertaining then. Yours just keeps burning.

[black-hat-cat.livejournal.com]

If you'll notice, I don't actually stick around at all. I only show up when disaster strikes.

[doubleppk]

I mean when it happens, and yet despite still calling it painful to even talk to me here you are, like a little masochist. If I'd known I would have been more interested. I always thought you were just a sadist. <3