doubleppk | [Video Post wherein you understand why Fujiko has her bounty for flashing people]

[The computer flickers to Fujiko's face as she sets up her laptop. She's grinning happily and shows off the island.]

LOOK EVERYONE! Ice cream island! Ahahaha isn't this great?

[Gokudera's angry voice is heard yelling at her.]
FUJIKO YOU DUMB BITCH! Get the hell back here and face your doom!

[Fujiko panics and looks around, muttering.] Oh shit... [She's on top of giant ice cream hills and gets an evil idea and despite being on film, gets out of the leather catsuit. (see icon)] Not if you can't catch me!! WEEEEE!!! [She starts sliding down a melted ice cream rivulet. Completely butt-naked. Gokudera pops into view, 15 cigarettes in his mouth, dynamite in his hands. Then he sees completely naked Fujiko, gets a nosebleed and passed out. The dynamite blows up and in the distance you can see a tiny Fujiko laughing at him. She looks up from the bottom of the slide and realizes her laptop and clothes are still up there and starts swearing irritably and making the long climb up. Anyone who wants in can join in!]

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I think that half the population would readily agree with her. The other, well, you know.

Hehe. Well it really comes down to Gokudera. Most people who try to kill me aren't that distractable.

Most women I know would never have even thought to do that.

Ah well Gokudera and I go quite a ways back. I know his weaknesses.

And my strengths.

Do what you know best!

Well I don't get naked that often. And usually it's only because someone burnt or tore my clothes off. Or tried to kill me in the shower.

Someone tried to kill you in the shower?

More than once.

How do things always occur at the most inconvienent times?

They planned it that way thinking I could be caught with my guard down~

Thought that you wouldn't notice people lurking around the place beforehand too.

Well they were concealed in the walls. And another time it was a different set of people who didn't really know me, they just figured I'd be without my guns.

Lupin always like to try to catch me in the shower too, but... hah that's another story.

No doubt it didn't go well for them.

I'll bet.

I don't take kindly to assassination attempts.

He's such a jerk.

Nobody does.

Well some people are soft about it but they usually die.

Not always. Some are just extremely unprepared, or betrayed.

They don't take the assassination attempts kindly, however.

Unless they were the ones to set it up, but that's just suicidal.

Betrayals are the worst. But I'm not a forgiving woman.

Absolutely.

You're on the list of people I never want angry at me.

That's very smart of you.

You know where my room is, along with most of my belongings. Wouldn't have been smart to do something that could get me kicked out.

Hum~ Actually if you got me mad enough I'd do something much more extreme. Good thing it will never come to that, isn't it?

No, absolutely not.

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