[Video Post wherein you understand why Fujiko has her bounty for flashing people]

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[The computer flickers to Fujiko's face as she sets up her laptop. She's grinning happily and shows off the island.]

LOOK EVERYONE! Ice cream island! Ahahaha isn't this great?

[Gokudera's angry voice is heard yelling at her.]
FUJIKO YOU DUMB BITCH! Get the hell back here and face your doom!

[Fujiko panics and looks around, muttering.] Oh shit... [She's on top of giant ice cream hills and gets an evil idea and despite being on film, gets out of the leather catsuit. (see icon)] Not if you can't catch me!! WEEEEE!!! [She starts sliding down a melted ice cream rivulet. Completely butt-naked. Gokudera pops into view, 15 cigarettes in his mouth, dynamite in his hands. Then he sees completely naked Fujiko, gets a nosebleed and passed out. The dynamite blows up and in the distance you can see a tiny Fujiko laughing at him. She looks up from the bottom of the slide and realizes her laptop and clothes are still up there and starts swearing irritably and making the long climb up. Anyone who wants in can join in!]

Comments

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

You're easy 'nuff that you go slidin' down hills without your undies, hah.

1/2

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

You tell her, son!!

2/2

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

... Wait. Where did you learn that?

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

There's plenty you don't teach, Pops!

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

....

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

Four-eyes don't make no inventions 'cause you taught him how. I hate to say it, but he thunk-up some pretty cool stuff, for a doofus.

D'aww moment coming up

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

Well all of you kids have some great talents and you know I couldn't be prouder!

As long as you all get along and work together to give the Mushroom Kingdom heck!

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

It don't seem like we're in the Mushroom Kingdom no more. But you n' I can totally make these sorry schmucks bow down to us.

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

This place is called the "Grand Line" or something like that. It's crawling with pirates and the law enforcement here are called marines. That jerk with the cigars works for 'em.

Bwahahaha, that's my boy! Once I find a way to get outta here I'll come pick you up!

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

Y'mean Smoke Stack? I'm gonna stomp him good in the brawl! He wuz askin' for it, he wuz! Talking all big, thinkin' he's a big shot, n' all. My fists're gonna shut that trap, bam! It's gonna be pretty sweet!

[doubleppk]

Yeah but you couldn't even get a tramp~

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

Why would I care, lady? Gotta castle in the desert, riches, and all the wimps I can pound back home. There ain't nothing more a Koopa could want. ...'cept for some grub, and mebbe a pesky plumber to kick around, huhah!

[doubleppk]

Yeah yeah whatever. I stopped listening.

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

It don't seem like it, lady.

[doubleppk]

Did you say something?

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

Hah, look who came back!

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What's that? Lalala~ I can't hear you~

[bullyinpink.livejournal.com]

What're you, six?

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

Hey, lay off my kid you crazy broad!!

ooc: Fujiko? Mature? NEVER

[doubleppk]

He started it.

OOC: Papa here isn't that much mature either

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

Keep away from Roy, you hear? He's my son and I don't want people like you giving him bad ideas.

[doubleppk]

Did I ask him to come around?

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

Just back off!!

[doubleppk]

You back off.

[bigbadkoopa.livejournal.com]

Put your clothes back on before you traumatize him!!