Shit, Someone, anyone help

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Shit I messed up big.

Got the news that they aren't revoking my bounty... Got taken for a sucker god damn it. Again. Fucking figures. And to put it mildly... I didn't take it well. Probably... definitely could have handled that better. Whatever. Yell at me for it later. I took Jyabura with me and we got in a fight with some slavers. Way back we hit a freaking typhoon or whatever they call it around here so we're stranded. And need help. And my leg is hurt so whoever comes bring a doctor.

Vongola, someone check on the sub. Kalifa and CP9 are in charge But I don't know if anyone can even drive it.

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[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Ah...I will keep you in mind!
What are turnips? A-And I remember you mentioning gnomes once...

Very. Yup! The Great Deku Tree asked him to help when he came to the Forest Haven.

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Turnips are a vegetable. They're a little odd. And yeah well I got attacked by a lawn gnome but Jan helped Minsc hunt them down.

Oh that sounds pretty cool. At least you didn't get too hurt!

[sageofthewind.livejournal.com]

Oh! I see. That's...fitting.
Lawn gnomes and gnomes are different, then?

Ah -- yes, you are right.

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They are very different. Jan says Lawn gnomes are evil manifestations of people littering their lawns with trash whereas regular gnomes like him are bright and clever and fun to be around.

Just please don't get eaten again!