4th Wall

[doubleppk]

Yeah look honeys. I don't know who you are or what Monkey Punch told you but this is not a peep show. Even for money. So just move along now I'm not showing anyone else my boobs.

Tough luck Lupin. Better luck next time.

If however you'd all be interested in coming back to my place for some wine I'll be sure to steal your wallets provide some suitable entertainment. <3

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[doubleppk]

Mm-hm. At least you know that much. ^_^ Seems like I keep having to remind people of that. Like my own mun. Tch.

Yeah I can't really see Agito wanting it too gentle. Probably why he likes Mello in the first place. Tch. Why do I keep talking to people about the sex-lives of virtual family members? It's so weird.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. Besides, I feel that if I try to grope you, he'll try to kill me and you'll probably try to shoot me.

They are both masochists and sadists.
Well, we can always talk about Toboe's almost non-existent sex life 8D

[doubleppk]

Precisely!

Believe me, I'm well aware. Just ask Jyabura. Or Lucci as it were.

..... Wow that's actually worse,
congratulations. Poor puppy.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Poor puppy? He is a pussy >:

[doubleppk]

... You said Toboe.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

He tries to be strong tho. But he is afraid of sex. C'MON, NO ONE IS AFRAID OF THAT.

[doubleppk]

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Shut up.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

I love you too baby :D

Ah well, he'll get over it soon. And since I actually put him doing in as human, it'll help :D

[doubleppk]

I wasn't afraid of sex for the record. Okay?

I thought he didn't want to have sex like that.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Ahah sure.

Tsume doesn't. Toboe well... just doesn't know what to do. So he'll pretty much do what his sugardaddy mate tells him.

[doubleppk]

Hn.

... Wow. This conversation just gets more and more disturbing.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Ohh, so prude~

[doubleppk]

He's a puppy and much as I respect him he's like... my kid. Or as close as anyone could get to that. I don't want to hear about Smoker or Ace having sex either. It's skeevy.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Hey, he is my puppy too, remember? I play him.

yet, it doesn't stop me from being a pervert when it comes to him. Tsume/Toboe IS one of my favorite pairings after all :3

[doubleppk]

But he's like a... puppy... I can't look at him the same way my mun does. I just want to protect him from pain and sex... Let's not go there.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

He is 2; animals mate when they are 1. He should actually have puppies by now.

He'll end up enjoying it, tho.

[doubleppk]

Tch. He can't have puppies. He's too young. He IS a puppy. No matter what you say.

Good. He should. It can just hurt... I don't know. I don't count. I like a pretty reasonable level of pain and things.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Of course he can. You like wolves, you should know that much. He is still a wolf.
Suuure, he can't have puppies since he is gay, but hey, he could if Tsume was a girl.

For my boys, only Mello likes pain. Toboe will always be a pussy about it.

[doubleppk]

Don't care.
Nope. I'm going to pretend otherwise. I'm not even 100% ready to have kids and I'm practically twice his age. 14 times if you count wolf years.

Yeah Mello knows a bit more in those regards.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Ahah. Sure sure. Keep telling yourself that. Wait until winter arrives and then you'll see how much of a puppy he is :3

Yeah, Mello is a bit sick. I guess that's why he's my favorite.

[doubleppk]

Um what?

That's a little twisted. I like it.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Mating season, never heard of it? :3

What can I say? I like twisted people :3

[doubleppk]

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I'm going to mentally block that out. As soon as I figure out how Ace does it. Damn it... it's not working.

Somehow I'm unsurprised.

[vilani.livejournal.com]

Pff, don't worry. You'll get the chance to see AND hear it. Probably

<3

[doubleppk]

... That's horrifying. I'm so glad I have headphones. I just have to remember to get a second pair for Jyabura or he'll be even more horrified.