4th Wall

[doubleppk]

Yeah look honeys. I don't know who you are or what Monkey Punch told you but this is not a peep show. Even for money. So just move along now I'm not showing anyone else my boobs.

Tough luck Lupin. Better luck next time.

If however you'd all be interested in coming back to my place for some wine I'll be sure to steal your wallets provide some suitable entertainment. <3

Comments

[doubleppk]

If you say so darling.

...

Mm-hm.

[moosechangerpat.livejournal.com]

Why did that sound like kermit the frog and the monarch from venture brothers?

[doubleppk]

Because Avenue Q is a broadway musical that is an adult spoof of Sesame Street.

My mun is confused, she thought you were familiar with it.

She also said to show you this:

[moosechangerpat.livejournal.com]

Oh. Actually I've never seen Avenue Q

Hehehe, I love it.

Ack! I keep getting distracted by your boobs music! I need to sing Brooke's song!

By the way, how does it feel to have a mun with bigger boobs than you?

[doubleppk]

Huh. You should hear the soundtrack at least. Funny stuff.

I'm known to be distracting.

Lies. No one has bigger boobs than me. She claims to not even fit in letters anymore. CLEARLY that's wrong.

[moosechangerpat.livejournal.com]

Think what you like, you're not the one who has to put up with her constant whining :P

[doubleppk]

That's because if she really is as big as she claims, she probably doesn't have a bra that fits. She should get some leather catsuits. It solves everythings.

[moosechangerpat.livejournal.com]

She's not the wealthiest person in the world. And disabled for that matter. Just in case, where on earth do you buy those anyways? They are so stylish I'd want one for any girl I dated <3

[doubleppk]

Haha~ Cute.

Mm. Well I specially tailor them. I mean you don't think they're that common in my world. It's one of many reasons I need money all the time. *sigh* Endless cycle you know.

[moosechangerpat.livejournal.com]

Ah the endless cycle of stealing money to buy replacement clothes that get damaged when your stealing money.

[doubleppk]

Yes. You understand I see.

[silverwolfcc.livejournal.com]

Moose-Moose!

Mags says get on aim for a culinary consultation.

[moosechangerpat.livejournal.com]

Got it! *salutes*

[tummieroll.livejournal.com]

XD Oh great, now it's stuck in my head.

[doubleppk]

My evil plan all along darling. Fufufu.

[tummieroll.livejournal.com]

Are you having fun, Fujiko? Making a lot of friends?

[doubleppk]

I don't make friends.

[tummieroll.livejournal.com]

Too bad! You've already made a couple, and some are going to get really close. PREPARE TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE.

[doubleppk]

...

No.

[tummieroll.livejournal.com]

Yep!!11 You're going to have more friends than you can shake your pistol at!

[doubleppk]

I have more than one pistol honey.

And my mun wouldn't force me to make friends. She knows if I get too close, I fuck up and hurt people and run away.

[tummieroll.livejournal.com]

Then your whole artillery!!

Right well... I can't say anything bad about your mun! XD You may not have to get close, but other people will!

[doubleppk]

No chance in hell. I've taken down over 300 men at once. I can barely tolerate the idea of one friend, Jyabura. And... I wish I didn't worry he still might someday... hn. Forget it.

Doesn't mean I'll let them.

[tummieroll.livejournal.com]

You don't give other people enough credit, Fujiko!

Uh-huh~

*_* DRAGONITE!! <3

[doubleppk]

I give them far too much and then I get hurt.

I mean it.