What's the deal with kids? On another note: SDC News (ooc: Long post is long)

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So yeah. Kids. Who needs them right? They're brats. And frustrating. And... I don't know. I miss them. I hate kids... but not always. Because some of them are really cool. And I've done tutoring and sometimes it's really nice to see a kid actually not turn out so badly just because I was able to help. That doesn't happen a lot for me, you know? But sometimes. And jeez... there are TONS of people here who have kids or raise kids or tutor kids or are kids or want kids. So yeah. To all of you. What's up with that? Do you like kids? Why? Would you want your own? Do you just prefer raising them? Are you sick of them after a couple of years? Want more? What's the deal?



Attention remaining Sweet Death Crew Members.

We're basically... *sigh* I'll be honest, I don't really know where to begin with this. Killua and Gon sent a letter. Their lead on Gon's Dad turned out to be solid so they're going to follow that down. They're not coming back. Ipin is continuing the training and currently sending letters to Jyabura. That said... the crew has been left to us. I'd just as soon rather not continue with the captain rotation schedule as it's been disorganized and not really well utilized for some time. So... positions.

Jyabura -- secret real captain. Take your problems to him.
Me (Fujiko if you really need the reminder of my name) -- I'll do the navigating, some tactics and as far as marines/bounty hunters go we'll let them think I'm Captain because I have a clean record here.
Rosette -- in charge of ammo, firepower and demon-fighting.
Orphe -- foreign relations regarding most other crews (not including the Seven Sins which will be handled as a crew), marines, ports etc.
Toboe -- In charge of keeping an eye on supplies so that we know when to dock to get more. This includes food, soap, etc.
Elphaba -- Vet. stuff until we get another doctor.
Silver -- Continuing the justice stuff... and anything else you want.
Poland -- You already know what you're in charge of. Oh and without Ipin as our cover she's all yours. Just ah... keep her quiet. ;)

We still need: A good cook and a doctor. Anyone requesting a different position/added duties may as well do so now. Fay~ darling~ would you like to come stay on the sub rather than the Vongola? Mokona can come too of course. <3

Also. As our only wanted member is now Jyabura we're not really pirates. We pretty much haven't been much of pirates since I got here. So we're going full steam on bounty hunters. Don't let me catch any of you calling us pirates or I'll whap you.

Objections? None. Awesome. Anyone wanting to find me in person, I'm in the controls room. With a bottle of rum and a very long music play-list. I'm not freaking out but I'm not in a good mood. You're forewarned.

Comments

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There are far too many. <3 Don't make me rattle off a few~

Because it's his job now. That way he knows he's important and he's already in charge of keeping track of the food so it sort of ties in since when he makes messes involving food, they get cleaned too.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I know, I know.

...Oh. See, you figure this shit out better than me.

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^_^

Mmn. Sometimes. Thanks kid. You're still in charge of him though. :P

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, he's mine when he's being bad...

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They're all yours when they're being bad. ;) I'll steal them back when they're being fun. <3

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Exactly.

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At least you know it already~ Otherwise I'd have to train you. <3

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Who says I'd mind?

[doubleppk]

That's an intriguing offer. Maybe I should just train you to do other things~

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Like what?

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Hm. Well you already have fetch and roll over down. How about beg~? I never did seem to get you to master that one. <3

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Well. I don't really beg that well.

[doubleppk]

It would take a lot of training. <3

I have a technique in mind that might work. <3

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah? Do your worst.

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Now you're in for it~ Because I take that as a personal challenge. <3 And I can get so devious at times.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

Don't I know it.

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Now holding off is hard but I have to make sure it takes you a little by surprise.

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm always on the alert.

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Then I'll just have to get you drunk. But that might impede the learning. Hmmm....

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna help you with this one, if that's what you're looking for.

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Mwahahaa. On this one if you didn't resist a little, it'd be disappointing. <3

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

You know how stubborn I can be.

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That will make this a lot more entertaining and fun. I'll get you to beg. <3

[agent-wolf.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll try.

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So little faith in my ability to bring you to your knees?