Uh-huh. Who's a giant fluffy kitty~? Do you want a belly rub~? I think you do~

I'm well aware. I tell them that it'd be pretty damn hard for me not to notice being pregnant and their real Mom is in denial and probably has sagging boobs but then they just say I'm not the real Fujiko Mine. It's a weird argument. Particularly since half of the time they're older than how long I've known Lupin and claim he's the Dad. Never mind that I never slept with him.