Fuck my Life

[doubleppk]

Yeah. Remember all those seaking shares I bought? Just my luck.

Record storms continue to ravage the edges along the Grand Line and Calm Belts! Earlier this month, the Grand Line which commonly sees a great number of typhoons, saw a record number of storms skirting the edges of the Calm Belts. The Calm Belts of course, so named precisely because of their usual lack of winds or storms. While very few islands or people were affected by this, some were devastated. Ma and Pa Grubbs were particularly affected by this minor destruction.

Their fledging "seaking farm" took a particularly heavy blow when the seakings went crazy from the storm. "They jus' up and wen' nutters, ya know? One minute they were all peaceful like and then the storms came and the seakings, well they are wen' and freaked out like it was the end of the world. Kind of were the end of our world." A tearful Pa Grubbs sobbed onto his wife's shoulders. The Grubbs had just started their seaking farm on the edge of the Calm Belts as a means of raising seaking meat for Grand Line travelers.

The 200 acre "farm" was a small island with a large number of nets. During the latest storm's havoc however, the very seakings the Grubbs were raising went on a rampage attacking the island, destroying the nets and the poor Grubbs themslves only just got away. "Luckily," Ma Grubbs confided, "I put all our money investing into bath houses in Alabasta! So now at least we have someplace to go and we aren't completely financially ruined."

... Fuck my life.

Comments

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

I know what you meant Taisa. And I was bored and you wouldn't let me sit still long enough to listen to headphones. Also... I was trying to annoy you. Succeeded by the way.

Justice dog fights for justice
He beats up pirates and their ilk
Hunting down evil enemies
Jaws tearing through their silk!

Whatever. I'm not a song-writer.

Hn.
Okay.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

Actually, be a pirate. Anything except a song-writer.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Wow Taisa! That was almost as good a reaction as the first time! Course I fixed it with getting you steak though. At the time, that meant more.

And tch. I'm not taking up song-writing ever.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

Don't expect to forgive you this time.

That's a mercy.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Awww.... not even for justice?

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

You're banned from my ship.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

But I was gonna bring you a present in a couple hours!

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

... the arrests?

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Yup.

And cigars. Kings Royal. Your brand. AND rum. Of course.

And a little girl who wants to meet you.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

.... Hm.

What?

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

<3?

You'll have to me come~ Or at least let her come. But I might miss you too. Maybe. A little.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

Tch.

Just bring the damn prisoners, woman.