Fuck my Life

[doubleppk]

Yeah. Remember all those seaking shares I bought? Just my luck.

Record storms continue to ravage the edges along the Grand Line and Calm Belts! Earlier this month, the Grand Line which commonly sees a great number of typhoons, saw a record number of storms skirting the edges of the Calm Belts. The Calm Belts of course, so named precisely because of their usual lack of winds or storms. While very few islands or people were affected by this, some were devastated. Ma and Pa Grubbs were particularly affected by this minor destruction.

Their fledging "seaking farm" took a particularly heavy blow when the seakings went crazy from the storm. "They jus' up and wen' nutters, ya know? One minute they were all peaceful like and then the storms came and the seakings, well they are wen' and freaked out like it was the end of the world. Kind of were the end of our world." A tearful Pa Grubbs sobbed onto his wife's shoulders. The Grubbs had just started their seaking farm on the edge of the Calm Belts as a means of raising seaking meat for Grand Line travelers.

The 200 acre "farm" was a small island with a large number of nets. During the latest storm's havoc however, the very seakings the Grubbs were raising went on a rampage attacking the island, destroying the nets and the poor Grubbs themslves only just got away. "Luckily," Ma Grubbs confided, "I put all our money investing into bath houses in Alabasta! So now at least we have someplace to go and we aren't completely financially ruined."

... Fuck my life.

Comments

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Me. You should be happy too.

No. I don't even want to talk to him. I kind of want you to kill him.

Exactly.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

I am in some ways.

... yeah, not sure about that one.

I wasn't talking about a gunshot.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Yeah? Good then. A long time ago Garp thought you were basically suicidal so he wanted me to keep an eye on you and keep you from doing something stupid. Sometimes I think he kind of meant it in reverse but I can never tell with that man.

*sigh* Not even a little?

Please?

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

I'm not suicidal. And I don't do anything stupid.

I intend to arrest him, not kill. Not unless I have to.

Mm, maybe.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

I told him that. But you walk a fine line captain. Closer than Kaku or I and that's saying something.

Yeah. I know. Always.

<3!

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

It's the only way to live.

And I try not to hurt the mentally disabled too much.

Women.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Agreed. Just don't overstep it.

I swear I don't care how often people say he's an idiot it just proves he has them all fooled. If you saw the kind of stunts he's pulling...

Other women are throwing their hearts at you?

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

Would I?

Do I want to know?

Oh, yes. All the time. Blood and ventricles everywhere.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

... Yes. You came really close with Crocodile. It scared me.

He's an evil genius.

... Ew. Good thing it washes off in water.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

Tch.

I'm staying firmly neutral on the subject, and trying not to think about it.

I prefer to keep it on. Adds colour.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Just... don't die yet. okay?

Uh-huh.

... Since when do you wear all that much red?

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

Moron. Of course I won't.

I don't wear red. Sarcasm. Again.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Good. Thanks. I'm sick of people leaving me all the time and death isn't a good enough reason.

... Taisa. I'm aware. I was kidding you. You're acting like Lucci. Hang out with Garp and Luffy, and yes, Ace less, they're affecting your brain.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

I have no intention of dying any time soon.

... Sorry. I think I'm developing a reflexive response, thanks to all the idiots taking me seriously.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Better not.

Yeah you should REALLY get a break from them. Talk to some sane... saner people every once in awhile.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

I don't, so shut it.

Orpherus seems reasonable, for one.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Yes sir. -- That's not sarcastic for the record.

I figured you'd hit it off. You're both obsessed with justice. And it's good that you don't mind him because you'll be meeting him in person when I deliver the prisoners. Also Silver (who um... is a hedgehog), Rosette, Pearl and Gon. And then you'll see why I'm in this crew still I think.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

Good to know.

Actually, he never mentioned that. Though the username gives it away.
... A hedgehog. Interesting.
Hopefully I will. There must be some reason you stick around.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Yeah maybe you should ask him about it or something.

Yes. And Silver's sn is kineticjustice

There is. Besides the sex I mean.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

If it comes up.

Good name.

.... yeah, that comes under the heading of Too Much Information.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

It probably will eventually. That or I have an unknown knack for making people want to lecture me.

I assume it also means he either has a lot of energy, uses a lot of energy, or is very very fast.

It was meant to. <3

Ah. You... used to get mad that I liked Jyabura. Well not mad... but you didn't like that he was a pirate. It was my reason for trying to keep Ace with you.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

You do.

I'm more focused on the fact he's a hedgehog.

Thanks.

And now I'm with Portgas again. So it seems pretty damn stupid for me lecture you about him.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

Damn it. Why is that? I mean what about me? Since you lecture me the most of anyone.

He's a cute hedgehog. He's grey and pretty.

Mn. You didn't really lecture me you just... didn't like it. Basically I think you figured he was a bad influence and I would turn pirate because of it I guess.

Re: Private

[justicereigns]

You need to be lectured. It's like an aura surrounding you.

How nice for him.

I don't know what I thought then. But he seems to be... acceptable. For a pirate.

Re: Private

[doubleppk]

... Lectured on what?! I'm in my mid-20s! It's not like I know nothing about life.

You want to pet him, don't you? I knew it~ You can't keep him though, he's mine.

Oh don't get me wrong, I prefer it this way. I just wanted to see if I could make you freak out about him. Jyabura's not even a real pirate anyway. Ex-government agent getting hunt down for something that isn't fault. More like outlaw. But he's a good guy. He protects the kids on the ship and even though he doesn't want to admit it, he's really good with them.