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Yeah. Remember all those seaking shares I bought? Just my luck.

Record storms continue to ravage the edges along the Grand Line and Calm Belts! Earlier this month, the Grand Line which commonly sees a great number of typhoons, saw a record number of storms skirting the edges of the Calm Belts. The Calm Belts of course, so named precisely because of their usual lack of winds or storms. While very few islands or people were affected by this, some were devastated. Ma and Pa Grubbs were particularly affected by this minor destruction.

Their fledging "seaking farm" took a particularly heavy blow when the seakings went crazy from the storm. "They jus' up and wen' nutters, ya know? One minute they were all peaceful like and then the storms came and the seakings, well they are wen' and freaked out like it was the end of the world. Kind of were the end of our world." A tearful Pa Grubbs sobbed onto his wife's shoulders. The Grubbs had just started their seaking farm on the edge of the Calm Belts as a means of raising seaking meat for Grand Line travelers.

The 200 acre "farm" was a small island with a large number of nets. During the latest storm's havoc however, the very seakings the Grubbs were raising went on a rampage attacking the island, destroying the nets and the poor Grubbs themslves only just got away. "Luckily," Ma Grubbs confided, "I put all our money investing into bath houses in Alabasta! So now at least we have someplace to go and we aren't completely financially ruined."

... Fuck my life.

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Yeah, because you definitively care if it's legitimate or now.

Shut up. There's got to be an easy job somewhere around here.

Marry a rich old man and wait for him to die. Or kill him yourself.

I might have tried the first one a couple ~~dozen~~ times already.

Whatever. It's stupid to gamble all your money like that; I thought you were more intelligent than that.

It wasn't a gamble! I don't gamble, I take calculated risks. And yes, I calculated this one. I can't fucking predict the future. How was I supposed to know record storms would hit the EDGES of the calm belt?! Jeez.

~~Also what kind of idiot even starts a seaking farm if they can't fucking handle them. Tch.~~

Calculated? If it was calculated, you woulnd't put all your money into one only company, everyone with a brain knows that. Even that Grubbs person put her money into something else.

Edited 2009-06-01 21:13 (UTC)

Tch. Shut up.

It seemed like a good idea... at the time...

This is why usually other people rethink about what they are doing before fucking up.

Your fault, your problem.

It's not that I didn't rethink. I just... decided it was a good idea anyway. Tch. Shut up.

There's got to be some sort of semi-rich and stupid pirate ship around here right?

Probably. I've been able to find some, at least.

Excellent. I know what I'm doing this week. I jsut have to talk to the captain.

Who the hell is captain this week? Damn this ship switches people too much.

Supposedly there was a list with the weeks and who'd be captain during that week.

They have been switching like that before I've arrived.

I have that list it's just, it doesn't even apply. Last week was Mashiro and she wasn't even on the ship. America did jack with his week. This week is Giselle and I can't find her. Next week is Porky and hell if I know where he's been.

[[ooc: hiatuses wreak havoc with schedules]]

Well, then you are in an anarchistic boat. Probably if you ask who wishes to join, some will follow.

Tch I suppose.

I like a nice blend of chaos and order. For the most part that describes the SDC but the order usually only comes in when Ipin seems to be in charge. Hm.

I guess I'll ask later. When I have time to finish some investigating and see what I can find. Unfortunately, I'd really greatly prefer NOT to use up my bounties plan just yet but I suppose if things get a little more desperate...

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