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Well, I guess it's a little late in the season, [Try a lot late.] but who wants to go windsurfing? I assembled a bunch of boards over the last month, but ahhh I forgot how heavy so many could be! Surely there's some big strong guy who'll come to my rescue?? [Most wheedling tone imaginable while still being sexy. It's a good think it's not video or she'd be batting her eyelashes.]

It'd be such a shame not to use them before it snows, you know~? Especially since then we can go skiing! And hang-gliding! Besides, I really want one last chance to show off this cute bikini I got! [There should really be more than one sentence between wanting to show off a bikini, and talking about skiing.]

OKAY! Get back to me if you want to join in!

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Surely, it's not cold yet, ne?

[Except that it really is.]

It is if you're only wearing a bathing suit!

[Oh, Elliot, if only you could see the bathing suit...!]

But this is the last chance! Unless the Malnosso randomly decided to give a hot tub or something.

Aren't there hot springs here?

[Or maybe that's not what she's looking for...]

Yeah but that's not the same! Those are for relaxing. Not excitement.

Would a hot tub really be more exciting than that?

I'd rather go windsurfing.

It's pretty limited without motorcycles or airplanes or helicopters or speedboats for excitement and speed.

That just sounds dangerous!

[Especially when he has no clue what most of those things are!]

It's fine so long as no one's shooting at you.

[Best qualifier of danger ever.]

Don't say something like that so calmly!

Oh lighten up sweetie.

They really aren't that dangerous. More people die in the bathroom every day than from those things.

Wh-what kind of logic is that?!

Completely valid I'll have you know!

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